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On Miracles.
The anniversary of.
Jul 12 • 
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Work in Progress: Dude, I'm Trying to Racism Here
Jul 11 • 
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Low-Rent Lindsay
A Birthday Ballad for the Republic 🎂
Jul 5 • 
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June 2025

This War Brought to You by Daddy Issues and Low Poll Numbers
The time, she marches on.
Jun 23 • 
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If We Wake Up at War 💤
The Genital Obsession Party Lets the Orange Turd Start a War 🧻
Jun 18 • 
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Because F* You, That's Why
Two-ish minutes of pure rage: militarized madness, broken promises, and the beautiful brutality of authoritarian incompetence.
Jun 14 • 
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We Cannot Build Bananas in America🍌
Two crucial minutes of joy: fruit, failure, and the federal fantasy of functionality.
Jun 9 • 
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May 2025

I didn't get into Stanford. My dad didn't storm the capitol (then).
He didn't storm it later either; too old I guess. (Ba dump bump)
May 29 • 
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Pope Covfefe: The Holiest Grift
Well, here’s my take on the embarrassing interview between some folks’ DEAR LEADER and Terry Moran.
May 5 • 
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April 2025

Songs 🎶 in the Key of Fascism (and Fertility)
Silence is no longer an option.
Apr 18 • 
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All Water Is Mine Now! (Gulf of ME)
Settling into a weekend (of sorts)
Apr 11 • 
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The Penguins Are So Relieved
Here. The YankoBoop.
Apr 10 • 
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