Archive - Democracy on Hospice (DOH!)

The anniversary of.

Jul 12 •

Work in Progress: Dude, I'm Trying to Racism Here

Jul 11 •

Low-Rent Lindsay

A Birthday Ballad for the Republic 🎂

Jul 5 •

June 2025

This War Brought to You by Daddy Issues and Low Poll Numbers

The time, she marches on.

Jun 23 •

If We Wake Up at War 💤

The Genital Obsession Party Lets the Orange Turd Start a War 🧻

Jun 18 •

Because F* You, That's Why

Two-ish minutes of pure rage: militarized madness, broken promises, and the beautiful brutality of authoritarian incompetence.

Jun 14 •

We Cannot Build Bananas in America🍌

Two crucial minutes of joy: fruit, failure, and the federal fantasy of functionality.

Jun 9 •

May 2025

I didn't get into Stanford. My dad didn't storm the capitol (then).

He didn't storm it later either; too old I guess. (Ba dump bump)

May 29 •

Pope Covfefe: The Holiest Grift

Well, here’s my take on the embarrassing interview between some folks’ DEAR LEADER and Terry Moran.

May 5 •

April 2025

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