Pope Covfefe: The Holiest Grift

May 05, 2025

Well, here’s my take on the embarrassing interview between some folks’ DEAR LEADER and Terry Moran.

It’s not about being aghast at the sacrilegious meme - I don’t care.

It’s about how debased the office has become. How much of a worldwide disappointment, embarrassing, classless, despicable bully the usa has become.

Thanks, MAGA.

The first 1:40 is the tattoo argument heard ‘round the world.

The rest is the YankoBoop, “Holy See Me Now.”

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Holy See Me Now

Saint Donald of Mar-a-Lago, hallowed be thy scam
"Believe me folks," he bleats and shrieks democracy's on the lam
His papal résumé's "tremendous"—wives changed up like socks
Turns "many people are dying" to gospel on fucking Fox
"Big, beautiful miracles, the biggest you've ever seen"
And convinced his flock that facts are "totally fake news, very mean"

Holy See Me Now, Vatican Coup
Communion wafers with his face, "so incredible, it's true"
Confess your sins to @realDonaldPope
The only faith he preaches is himself—and that's no fucking joke

"Blessed are the hedge fund kings, they're very, very smart"
"And those who pay no taxes, they're playing at a whole different art"
The College of Cardinals in red caps—"such loyalty, so great"
While evangelists kiss rings because "nobody respects women more than me, just wait"
The Sistine Chapel ceiling? "Sad! Low energy! Needs my brand!"
"Michelangelo, not a genius, his hands were much smaller than my hands"

When Jesus fed the multitudes, "Let me tell you, he meant"
"They should've paid me, I make the best deals, one hundred percent"
When Moses brought Ten Commandments, "a disaster, by the way"
Trump said, "Mine would be perfect, I know more than Moses, okay?"

Holy See Me Now, Vatican Scheme
Where salvation's "exclusive" through a covfefe tweet
The patron saint of hucksters, "a very stable genius" con
Selling golden tickets with fine print: "Your soul? Yuge pawn!"
"Nobody's more infallible than me, that is bigly true"
The Pope of "You're fired!" has your soul all lined up in his queue
"Render unto Caesar? Fake news! I'm Caesar times ten!"
Saint Donald's collection plate: "Just tithe and tithe again"

Pope Covfefe: The Holiest Grift

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