Weekend at Bigly's
Sometimes a fantasy is all it is.
When your leader's timeline goes suspiciously silent but the golf cart keeps moving. WAG TEAM presents: Weekend at Bigly's, a musical exploration of optics management.
Starring:
Three guys with questionable weekend plans
One extremely skeptical Moby
Frannie's growing concerns about golf cart safety
Several increasingly desperate social media managers
One Timeline That Absolutely Refuses To Believe It
Plus special appearances by:
Truth Social's pending status updates
Golf Cart Autopilot (beta version, might be buggy)
An "Everything's Fine!" sign that definitely means everything is fine
On Spotify, Apple Music, video on Youtube, and every yacht deck where plausible deniability is currency.
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Weekend at Bigly's
Y'all ain't ready for this... Dawn breaks over golden gates Two dudes panicking, running late Someone's trending but won't respond Social media's catching on Hair piece floating in the breeze Ratings dropping by degrees "He's just napping!" that's what they say While the chaos rules the day It's just another weekend at Bigly's Everything's totally fine Propped up in the golf cart at Bigly's Someone help with the sign! (Ay, ay, ay!) Weekend at Bigly's Nothing to see, move along Weekend at Bigly's Just keep playing that song Press conference at half-past four Teleprompter's stuck on repeat Secret Service can't take the heat Phone's been quiet way too long Something's definitely wrong But the show must carry on Even when the lights are gone "He's just resting!" they all insist While his phone keeps getting missed Truth Social's gone mighty quiet Someone's starting quite a riot Getting desperate, running scared Nobody looks quite prepared But they're sticking to the script Even as the story flips Just another weekend at Bigly's Everything's totally fine Cruising in golf carts at Bigly's Past the "Everything's Fine" sign (Ay, ay, ay!) Weekend at Bigly's Nothing to see here at all Weekend at Bigly's Having ourselves a ball "Best weekend ever, folks... believe me..." (Fade out with chaos sounds)