Too Sad for YankoBoops—The Russia Shit, Pay-for-Play, and the Full-Blown Authoritarian Circus
2025.03.01.
I should be making YankoBoops right now.
I should be laughing at the absurdity of it all.
But instead, I just feel sick.
The embarrassment of Trump and JD Vance berating Zelenskyy in the Oval Office wasn’t just cringe—it was a global signal.
A deliberate, staged humiliation—designed to weaken American support for Ukraine and to prep the MAGA base for full surrender to Russia.
And the $5M visa announcement?
Trump’s America? Grift state. I preferred the Deep State.
Pay-for-Play, USA.
I already wrote about this before—how every single thing in Trump’s orbit is monetized.
Million-dollar dinners.
Gold-dipped Bibles.
PAC money laundering.
Favors in exchange for cash.
(From Jan. 15)
Pay-for-Play, USA
Remember when like government had like rules and standards for behavior and self-composure and stuff? Buckle up that gold-plated Bible belt and grab yer MAGA trading cards because we’re diving into the neon nightmare that is Wag Team’s latest satirical hit:
Now?
You don’t need asylum.
You don’t need merit.
You don’t need to be fleeing violence.
You just need $5 million.
It’s pure transactional corruption—and his base doesn’t even care.
They spent years screaming about immigrants, caravans, border security…
And now?
They’re fine with America literally selling residency to the highest bidder.
Because it was never about America First.
It was always about grift, control, and power.
The Russia Shit
Trump stood in the Oval Office—in front of the entire world—and openly mocked Zelenskyy for not surrendering fast enough.
JD Vance backed him up.
They demeaned a wartime president to his face.
And the MAGA base cheered.
This wasn’t just about humiliating Zelenskyy.
This was Trump preparing his followers for the full pro-Russia shift.
They need to see Zelenskyy as weak.
They need to believe Ukraine started the war.
They need to think it’s “smart” to let Putin win.
And that’s what this was:
A scripted, reality TV-style humiliation—so when Trump abandons Ukraine, his base won’t flinch.
I Can’t Make Jokes About This Right Now
Normally, this is where I’d go into a YankoBoop breakdown.
Something sharp, something funny, something to boil it down into a digestible absurdity.
But today?
I just feel nauseated.
The grift.
The authoritarian playbook.
The sabotage of democracy.
The full-blown, Russia-backed dismantling of U.S. power.
And half the country is clapping along.
So Yeah, I’m Just Dropping This Here
Relinking “Pay-for-Play, USA.”
Not making jokes today.
Not putting on a show.
😭🤬😭🤬