Oh, I remember December.
Donold was flashin’ that TIME "Person of the Year" cover like a teenager with his first driver's license. Fast forward to February, and suddenly.
Can you guess which cover was a trigger? C’mon. Guess.


We **know** he does love him some attention.
Another YankoBoop. How could there NOT be?
Right here.
Time After Time.
ANYTHING for attention. In fact, besides power and money and being able to grab ‘em by the privates,1 what Donold loves most in the world is attention. He’s been on the cover of things for lots and lots of reasons.2
Context
February 2025, those rascals at TIME put President Musk on the cover behind the Resolute Desk. Donold is very thick-skinned3 and adult-like, as always. Two peas in a pod, those two. 4
"Is that rag still in business?" he mutters (while glancing at his own Person of the Year cover hanging in every bathroom at Mar-a-Lago).
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Footnotes
https://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-37595321
https://time.com/5098069/donald-trump-time-magazine-covers/
Two peas in a pod if the pods were filled with competing narcissistic personality disorders.
Here’s a fun entry on the other fella.
The Ballad of Scrappy Musk: Richest Incel Alive
In this installment of Mixtape on the Titanic: When Scooby-Doo meets Silicon Valley's most eligible* bachelor (*terms and conditions apply, must be willing to relocate to Mars).