THE F*ING RESISTANCE (decorum? really? FFS!)
Can This F**ing Guy Be Finished Yet? FFS???
π 2025.03.07
Letβs just start with the π΅ YankoBoop! "The F*ing Resistance" π΅**
Play it loud. Laugh. Rage. Share it.
They want quiet. We gonβ get LOUD.
Yesterday, March 6, 2025, was yet another entry in the unhinged, spiraling sequel to Americaβs worstest fever dream evuh. The madness doesnβt see to be slowing down (on the geopolitical front, on the healthcare front - either for bio family or for fam in the form of cousin I share the house with).
Itβs accelerating.
And still, there are peopleβDemocrats, evenβwho think this is just politics as usual.
Dafuq.
Yβall.
So some of them really think "decorum" > democracy. And resistance = βtoo radicalβ (f-ing bare min for survival!)
So I made ya this here YankoBoop.
A banger. A battle cry. A reminder that if you're not actively fighting, you're just letting βem win. So, ok. Whatevs.
WHERE.DO.I. EVEN.START.
βοΈ Veterans Affairs: gutting 80,000 employees. Who needs 'em. βοΈ Musk slashes everything from education to air traffic safety. βοΈ DFT sells Panamaβs ports to BlackRock like itβs f*ing Monopoly. βοΈ The economy? Transgenic mice ruined it. βοΈ Fuck Medicaid. Just cuz. Or well, cuz we gotta pay the billionaires MORE. βοΈ Rubio pouting--47 wonβt let him play foreign policy.
The illusion is gone.
This isnβt a presidency. This is a billionaire heist in broad fucking daylight.
And yet.
Some Democrats still kneel at the altar of civility politics, choosing βgood mannersβ over, wut, basic fucking survival? Can we agree that this two-party system ainβt workinβ? (I never fit in either one, and it seems sorta limiting to hafta pick, so WTF)
THE TEN COWARDS: REMEMBER THEIR NAMES
These ten Democrats voted with Republicans to censure Al Green.
They chose decorum over democracy and centrism over survival.
π₯ Jim Himes: https://himes.house.gov/contact-me
π₯ Ed Case: https://case.house.gov/contact/
π₯ Laura Gillen: https://gillen.house.gov/contact
π₯ Ami Bera: https://bera.house.gov/contact/
π₯ Jim Costa: https://gillen.house.gov/contact
π₯ Chrissy Houlahan: https://houlahan.house.gov/contact/
π₯ Marcy Kaptur: https://kaptur.house.gov/address_authentication?form=/contact
π₯ Jared Moscowitz: https://moskowitz.house.gov/contact
π₯ Marie Glusenkamp Perez: https://gluesenkampperez.house.gov/contact
π₯ Tom Suozzi: https://suozzi.house.gov/address_authentication?form=/contact
π’ THEY. MUST. GO. π’
And while weβre at it, so do all the Republicans pretending this isnβt full-scale authoritarianism.
They act shocked (clutch them pearls!) at 47βs behavior. But STILL they vote for every f*ing last piece of his fascist f*ing agenda.
They had a choice. They chose cowardice.
Now we choose their political demise.
CAN WE JUST SKIP TO THE PART WHERE HEβS GONE?
We all know how this ends.
Trump is not a genius.
Heβs not a mastermind.
Heβs a washed-up reality TV loser throwing the world into chaos because no one ever told him "no."
Maybe they even hide it for a while. Weekend at Biglyβs. Yes, please.
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The only thing keeping 47 afloat is the billionaires and bootlickers who need him to stay in power long enough to finish their looting.
π¨ The good news? He is collapsing under his own weight.
π¨ The bad news? Heβs gonna take the country down with him unless people actually fight back.
This isnβt about βwaiting it out.β
There is no βnormalβ to return to.
If youβre not actively resisting, youβre letting it happen.
WHAT YOU CAN DO (INSTEAD OF JUST SCREAMING)
βοΈ Donate to primary challengers taking on these cowardly f*ing Democrats (and have we really totally given up on the other party? I guess we must).
βοΈ Flood their phone linesβlet them know theyβre done. Finito. 86βed.
βοΈ Vote out every GOP enabler in 2026. Even the f*in normies (whoβve been f*ing red-pilled) 1
βοΈ Share the receipts. Smash the gaslighting.
βοΈ Make βdecorumβ a dirty word.
FINAL THOUGHT: WAKE THE F* UP.**
This isnβt some random policy dispute.
This isnβt politics as usual.
This is the fight. Right now.
You pick a side, or the side picks you.
And if you stay on the sidelines, the only thing left will be some grazing donkeys and a pile of ashes.
π₯ The F*ing Resistance. π₯
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The Fucking Resistance?
I see 'em sittin' on their hands, lettin' fascists take the wheel Sayin' "maybe we should censure," while they bargain for a deal Marco's sulkin', Musk is firin', veterans ain't gettin' paid They call it "efficiency," we call it a fucking raid! Stand up, get loud, we ain't goin' quiet. They wanna censor truth? Let's start a riot. This is fucking resistance? This is fucking resistance! Ten Dems takin' notes from Ted Cruz More worried 'bout "decorum" than the bodies on the news Ain't no time for your centrist pride You pick a side, or the side picks youβy'all better choose to ride! Democrats in disarray, a circular firing squad While MAGA's got a golden calfβtheir orange conman god Donkeys meet to draft a tweet while Rome burns to the ground "We're deeply disappointed" is their boldest battleground! They got pipelines for billionaires, breadlines for the rest While centrists clutch their pearls and fail democracy's big test Sending fundraising emails titled "Trump Just Did a Crime!" Then voting for his budget cuts the very same damn time! Lil Marco's all sad-facin' while his job gets outsourced quick To Putin's WhatsApp messages and Musk's Illuminati clique BlackRock bought Panama while Congress took a nap Transgenic mice took all the blameβain't that a load of crap! See, Brother Al Green knew what was up A man of soul, a man of fireβ The Democrats said "SIR! DECORUM!" with their asses in the pews! While MAGA set the church ablaze and charged them entrance fees! Ain't no "civil discourse" gonna save your burning house! So you either fight the fire or ya toast yer marshmallows on it. Gavin's podcastin' with fascists, findin' "common ground" While democracy's obituary's being passed around The centrists write a sternly worded letter of dissent Then pose for photos with the guy who's making Hitler's tent! They gut the V.A.β The Dems? They write a Tweet. They cut Medicaid? The Dems admit defeat. Is this fucking resistance? Is this fucking resistance? WHERE'S THE FUCKING RESISTANCE? WHERE'S THE FUCKING RESISTANCE? If you don't stand for something... You'll fall for anything... And the donkeys will keep grazing While singing kumbaya Taking selfies with the wolves Who eat their young each day! (FUCKING RESISTANCE?)