Silenced Like a Back Road (A Sam Hunt-Inspired Wag Team Yankoboop)
Your Guide to Trumpus Interruptus™
A rare and remarkable video treat on this installment of Mixtape!
In this installment of Mixtape on the Titanic: When your perfectly normal doomscrolling session gets interrupted by the latest in chaos-cancelling technology.
Featuring Moby's groundbreaking demonstration of several features sure to revolutionize your digital sanity maintenance routine.
WAG TEAM proudly presents "Silenced Like a Back Road," your go-to anthem for tuning out the relentless drone of chaos culture and performative tantrums. Equal parts country bop and satirical genius, this track pairs seamlessly with noise-canceling headphones and deep sighs.
Starring
Instantaneous Detection™
Equipped with cutting-edge ego-piercing radar, it detects tantrums before they trend. Now featuring tennis ball tracking technology—because even distractions deserve priorities.
Face Fader™
The miracle feature you didn’t know you needed. Instantly swaps out comb-overs and smug smirks for Moby-approved images. “Alternate facts” not included.
Seamless Media Flow™
Smooth transitions so flawless even he can’t claim credit. Your viewing experience is safe from rants and reality-denying interruptions.
Full Interruptus Mode™
Say goodbye to both sound and visuals from wannabe despots. For those moments when a mute button simply won’t cut it.
Selective Silence™
Customize your media experience to let the facts in while filtering out “truth-adjacent” propaganda.
Muzzle the Madness Mode™
Designed specifically for overinflated egos and endless grievance airings. This one’s for the narcissists.
Boopocalypse Now™
Your ultimate defense when the noise machine hits critical mass. Moby-approved, chaos-proof.
Special Appearances on the List of Stuff to Try
One overcompensating STOP sign—because some egos need directions.
Tennis balls engineered to outbounce tantrums—science at its finest.
Moby’s legendary side-eye, cutting through gaslighting since 2016.
The ghost of peaceful scrolling past, a sobering reminder of timelines untouched by rage posts.
Democracy’s antacids, because some stomachaches aren’t just from bad tacos.
Now streaming on Spotify, Apple Music, and anywhere the sound of sanity is in demand. Ideal for reclaiming your brain space while the chaos machine sputters in the background.
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Silenced Like a Back Road (A Sam Hunt-Inspired Wag Team Yankoboop)
Got a voice from the TV, I just can’t stand First time I heard it speak up, man, I buried my head in the sand Had to find a way out, took me like two clicks Now me and Moby rollin' smooth with the sound we can nix Silenced like a back road, drivin’ with my ears closed I mute every word with the wave of my hand Doin’ zero in a thirty, not in any hurry I’m blockin’ out noise just as fast as I can The way he talks in those soundbites, I don’t need no stress Now I can turn ‘em all off quick, man, you know I’m blessed Got a mute like magic, oh, it’s so sweet Ain’t no volume like silence when you’re chillin' in your seat Silenced like a back road, drivin’ with my ears closed I mute every word with the wave of my hand Doin’ zero in a thirty, not in any hurry I’m blockin’ out noise just as fast as I can We’re out here on the sofa, TV’s on and we chill Moby’s loungin’ like a pro dog, and the vibe’s just thrill On a highway to silence, no more loud to endure Get there when we get there, ‘Cause we’ve got Trumpus for sure Silenced like a back road, drivin’ with my ears closed I mute every word with the wave of my hand Doin’ zero in a thirty, not in any hurry I’m blockin’ out noise just as fast as I can Oh yeah, I hear ya tryin’ to speak, but not today! Moby’s got that app runnin’ smooth, Baby... and the silence is golden! No more “YUGE” distractions, nope! Silenced like a back road, drivin’ with my ears closed I mute every word with the wave of my hand Doin’ zero in a thirty, not in any hurry I’m blockin’ out noise just as fast as I can (I’m blockin’ out noise…) (Moby’s got it handled…) (Silenced just as fast as I can)