My Yacht Will Go On
An Autopilot Love Story (Ethics.exe Not Found)
In this installment of Mixtape on the Titanic: When your autonomous yacht's ethics module goes offline but your Twitter feed stays suspiciously active.
WagTeam presents a musical exploration of what happens when you combine maritime ambitions, questionable algorithms, and a complete disregard for both physics and basic judicial ethics.
Starring:
One very confused autopilot
Several ethical conflicts of interest
A briefcase that should've stayed on shore
Moby and Frannie's growing concerns about maritime safety protocols
Clarence and Ginni
The Yankoboop
My Yacht Will Go On. And you can listen to it here. Right here!
Plus special appearances by:
Democracy.exe (currently experiencing technical difficulties)
The most ethical maritime disaster in history
One iceberg that absolutely refuses to recuse itself
Context for “My Yacht Will Go On: An Autopilot Love Story (Ethics.exe Not Found)”
This WAG TEAM masterpiece dives into the hilariously murky waters of autonomous yachts, legal ethics breaches, and a bizarre intersection of judicial conflicts of interest and nautical misadventures. Inspired by a hypothetical (?) where maritime law meets tech bro overreach, the story follows a self-driving yacht’s “perfectly designed” autopilot plowing straight into an iceberg while its occupants remain oblivious—focusing instead on managing their Twitter mentions.
From P-E Elon’s overconfidence in “perfect algorithms” to Clarence and Ginni Thomas’s questionable presence on the open sea, this satire highlights how the richest 0.1% tend to confuse the ocean for a playground while ignoring minor inconveniences like, mebbe, maritime law or functional democracy. And of course, the whole mess is brought to life with biting lyrics and visuals designed to make even the most straight-laced sailor chuckle.
#EthicsAdrift #MyYachtWillGoOn #BoatsWithoutBounds #AutopilotArrogance #IcebergDidNotRecuse #JudicialJetsetters #DemocracyOnTheRocks #TitanicTweets #TechBrosInTheAbyss #SailingIntoSatire #UnmooredEthics #NauticalNightmares #YachtOfNoReturn #ClarenceGinniCruiseFails #SpaceKingMeetsTheSea
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My Yacht Will Go On
Autopilot yacht in the wintertime Justice and his briefcase feeling mighty fine Standing on the bow like a king at sea While Tesla's logo blinks autonomously "I have no memory of previous maritime disasters..." My yacht will go on and on! The algorithm's never wrong! Near, far, wherever we are The autopilot knows the stars Once more, you'll breach maritime law And my yacht will go on and on! Space King's on Twitter feeling mighty blue Should've asked old Sammy and his flag wife too She's got quite a collection perfect for the sea From all those pride flags that gave her cavity "The most ethical maritime disaster in history!" Error message flashing red! Iceberg straight ahead! Ethics briefcase overboard! Democracy's dead! Warning lights are blinking fast! AI running blind! Update patches just won't last! Left the crew behind! Security footage tells the final tale Of judicial pride before the epic fail No conflict of interest anywhere in sight Just cold Atlantic karma in the night "I hereby recuse myself from this iceberg!" My yacht will go on and on! The algorithm can't be wrong! Rich or poor, who's keeping score? When donors own the ocean floor Once more, you'll breach maritime law And my yacht will go on and on! "The vessel is functioning as intended... Have you tried turning democracy off and on again? Will accept Dogecoin for rescue operations... This maritime disaster sponsored by Ethics.exe..."