Injectin' Bleach into the Economy
Orange-Collar Recession
2025.04.02. DFT 2.0.
🎬 Real Scene, Not Satire - October 2024 (Ja-Biden)
The Economist.
Not exactly a bastion of woke leftism.
Cover story. Biden economy is the envy of the world—booming jobs, record markets, tamed inflation, strong dollar.
Enter DFT. Fast forward ONE FUCKING QUARTER.
April 2025.
Here’s a little gallery of joy.
What the what what?
Wednesday afternoon. Sitting in a hospital waiting room waiting for the Other One to get out of her head CT (making sure the tumors didn’t also take up residence in the head - thankfully, already got the report back - negative (insert airhead joke here if you want)).
OMFG I can’t get away from dis moron ANYWHERE. From the OTHERwaiting room. This blithering idiot.
This blithering idiot follows me everywhere. When I finally get home and check the YouTubeses, there he is again.
I like this Gen Z guy’s commentary. Very smart guy. Adam Mockler.
Mockler on 47’s Liberation Day Rose Garden Bullshit
Stuff
Trump announces tariffs on pretty much all the places, not sure all of them are real.
The U.S. stock market sheds $2 trillion in 20 minutes. (I guess for all you shitheads who held your nose and voted for this turd thinking he wouldn’t do all the crazy shit he promised he was going to do: so sorry.)
Yep, tariffing Viet Nam.
And yeah, I used that as a verb. These are crazy times.
Welcome to Wreck the Economy Day.
🧼 Enter the YankoBoop: Injectin’ Bleach Into the ’conomy
Economic malpractice (moronicness) meets messianic delusion—with maybe a kazoo solo performed by a sobbing mutual fund.
🎧 Listen / Cringe / Rage / Repost
🧠 Reminder: MAGA Isn’t Populism. It’s Plutocracy (Rich People Have All the Power) With Stage Makeup.
It’s not about helping the “forgotten men and women.”
It’s about helping the grifted class feel superior while getting fleeced.
And we all pay the price.
Billionaires buying the dip. Funny how some of ‘em got more awash in cash recently. But we don’t need no protections. It’s all good. Daddy Trump’s got us.
You don't fix a fever by burning down the hospital.
And you don't fix inflation by taxing your own people harder than any peacetime government in U.S. history.
🧯 Final Thought:
We have to get out of this MAGA bullshit.
These are the dumbest people ever handed real power in a democracy.
And they just tried to Clorox the Constitution and inject Windex into Wall Street.
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Injectin' Bleach into the ‘conomy
The market had a mild cold A little cough, some trade control Then he rolled in with his “miracle cure” Said “Don’t worry folks, I’ve got the pure” He stared at the Dow like a golden calf Called it “weak,” then made us all do math Said, “What if we shoot it? Right in the vein?” With Lysol stocks and chlorine rain He injected bleach into the global flow Told Jerome Powell, “Just print and go!” Now the dollar’s twitchin’, the bonds can’t cope And Wall Street’s trippin’ on ivermectin hope Bleach in the veins of the market, oh no Flushed out sense like a flushed commode Fiscal cliffs with Clorox mist And a 401(k) with a death wish Liberation Day, they popped the cork On tariffs, debt, and horse deworming pork Commerce said, “That’s not how it works” He said, “Shhh, I saw it on Truth Social first” He tried to disinfect GDP Now GDP has a PhD in bankruptcy Said “Trust me, this’ll clean us right up” Then drank from a Purell coffee cup Bleach in the veins of the market, my friend A cleansing fire with no end Invest in gold, or buy a bunker Your mutual fund’s now just a hunch-er He bleached the books, he scrubbed the stats Declared a win, and sold red hats The economy twitched, then flat-out died As he winked and said, “We’re terrified.” Oh Keynes! Oh Milton! Forgive our sin! He poured Lysol straight into NASDAQ’s chin It wasn’t a stimulus, it wasn’t relief It was bleach in the bloodstream of belief