Because F* You, That's Why
Two-ish minutes of pure rage: militarized madness, broken promises, and the beautiful brutality of authoritarian incompetence.
Tomorrow, Dear Leader Toddler-in-Chief throws himself a military pa-RADE for him’s berfday!
Tanks rolling through DC while grocery prices stay sky-high. $134 million for fascist theater while Medicaid gets stripped from many many many many.
I remember 2020.
"We have to go by the laws. We can't move in the National Guard unless we're requested by a governor." That was Trump then. Now it's Tank Man 2.0, "very heavy force" threats, and pregnant citizens getting roughed up by federal agents.
You voted for cheaper eggs. You got militarized streets. You wanted secure borders. You got kidnapped four-year-olds. You trusted the process. Elon's machines helped rig the prize.
The con is complete. The thief delivered exactly what he promised his real constituents: chaos, spectacle, and the systematic destruction of everything you thought you were voting to protect.
So here’s a short YankoBoop.
Two-ish minutes of unapologetic fury set to a driving punk beat. No subtlety. No both-sides. Just the raw truth about what happens when fascists cosplay competence and democracy dies in tactical gear.
Watch it before tomorrow's parade. Share it during. Because sometimes the only honest response to manufactured crisis is manufactured rage.
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